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Pappu Jokes Teacher-Student Jokes  Click to join chetanasprojects |
PAPPU : Pappu bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- : Pappu : I am a Proud Tappu, My son is in Medical College. Tappu : Really, what is he studying, Pappu : No he is not studying, they are Studying him. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? PAPPU: All are Born on Government Holidays. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- PAPPU: Pappu falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- PAPPU: "Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue? Father : Very long! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Pappu : went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- PAPPU: went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked :: Exide laga du? PAPPU: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Frog: : Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. PAPPU: Hai. Frog: : Nahin hai. PAPPU: Hai. Frog: : Nahin hai & jumps into the well. PAPPU: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : How do you recognize Pappu's son, Students, in School? Students:He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the board. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Why was Pappu writing the exam near the door? Answer: Because it was an entrance exam. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Pappu : My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. TAPPU:He probably got a lot of applause when he got out. Pappu: I didn't say he got out. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- |
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